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A businessman is a hybrid of a
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President, n. - The mischief
executive of a republic or corporation |
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- Unknonw |
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Be the business never so painful,
you may have it done for money. |
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- Thomas Fuller |
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Business is like a
wheelbarrow--it stands still until someone
pushes it. |
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- Unknown |
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Business is like riding a
bicycle--either you keep moving or you fall
down. |
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- Unknown |
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If you break 100, watch your
golf. If you break 80, watch your business. |
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- Joey Adams |
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To open a business is very easy;
to keep it open is very difficult. |
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- Chinese Proverb |
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Today I met with a subliminal
advertising executive for just a second. |
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- Steven Wright |
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Dealing with network executives
is like being nibbled to death by ducks. |
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- Eric Sevareid |
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Internal Revenue Service: The
world's most successful mail-order business. |
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- Bob Goddard |
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When two men in a business always
agree one of them is unnecessary. |
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- William Wrigley, Jr. |
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An executive is a man who can
make quick decisions and is sometimes right. |
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- Elbert Hubbard |
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An executive knows how to be
wrapped up in his work without being tied down. |
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- Ann Griffith |
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Business opportunities are like
buses, there's always another one coming. |
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- Richard Branson |
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Dear, never forget one little
point: It's my business. You just work here. |
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- Elizabeth Arden |
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Everybody's business is nobody's
business, and nobody's business is my business. |
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- Clara Barton |
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It horrifies me that ethics is
only an optional extra at Harvard Business
School. |
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- John Harvey |
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My name is Sherlock Holmes. It is
my business to know what other people don't
know. |
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- Arthur Conan Doyle |
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Contrary to popular opinion, the
hustle is not a new dance step -- it is an old
business procedure. |
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- Fran Lebowitz |
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I find it rather easy to portray
a businessman. Being bland, rather cruel and
incompetent comes naturally to me. |
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- John Cleese |
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EXECUTIVE, n. An officer of the
Government, whose duty it is to enforce the
wishes of the legislative power until such time
as the judicial department shall be pleased to
pronounce them invalid and of no effect. |
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- Ambrose Bierce |
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